Irelands hottest new soap

BOG TV presents, Irelands hottest new soap, COWS.
Critical acclaimed;

"Cows is the sexiest piece of telly Ive seen in years"- Irish Times

"Stunning"- HotPress

"Gave me the horn lookin at it"- Random passer by

THIS WEEK ON COWS....

The young heifers slut up as a new bull arrives...

New Bull: "Hey girls, they call me big Nigel on account of me massive cock. Wanna go chew on
me chud?"
Heifers: "Owww! hehehe"

But how will resident bull, Philip Cedric Bullman, and his apprentice, Bad Jack Bullo respond?

Jack: "Hey faggot! Keep your peticured hoofs off my bitches, you bigshot. Your nothing but a
village bullock"
Nigel: "You wanna piece of me big cock redneck?"
Philip: "Gentlemen please, we are civilised bulls. This behaviour is unbecomming."
Nigel: "Ill be comming soon hahaha"

Emotions run high

Jack: "We cant let the posh bastard get away with this. If he lays one hoof on Mary, so help me"
Philip: "Jack, you must be calm, but I feel I must tell you that....Mary is....well....in calf"
Jack: "Nooooooo! Damn you big Nigel"

And tensions rise

Jack: "You'll never see your calf big Nigel"
Nigel: "Is that a threat?"
Jack: "No....its a promise"

And somethings will never be the same again....

Philip: "My God, they found big Nigel, drowned in the river. Who would have done this?"
Mary: "Who? That bastard Jack"
Jack: "Yeah? prove it you whore"
Mary: "I wont have to. CSI Farmyard are on their way. Your toast Jack."
Jack: "Shit"