The Great Porn War
Boggy Pervertius; Hero of the great porn war, seen here
teaching an english noblewoman some manners.
"So the Brits invented their own religion so as not to have to pay tax on Italian beef. By this stage, the Irish hated the Brits, so the whole nation became very catholic very quick. A priest called Fr. Jonah Teabag decided to take advantage of this new found piety and outlawed porn.
This caused outrage. Sure porn is as Irish as bacon and cabbage, harp music and xenophobia. But the political correct were strong.
Eventually a great peoples hero, Boggy Pervertius the Great rose up and led an army on the Irish capital, Athlone. Boggys army threw porn at the natives. Such was the joy of liberation, that orgies actually broke out on the streets of Athlone, something that might be common there today but certainly wasnt back in those days.
The Porn Revolution spread and soon Ireland was once again the porn capital of Europe. Eh long live the porno. Eh more beer Sean!"
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