Enter the Hun
"The Irish always knew about England. It was handy for a cheap holiday, and our only source of porn until Boggy Pervertius the Great manage to legalise porn here following the great Porn war. The English never knew we were here until about the 12th century. Eh when they found out, they of course wanted to take over our island, the hun bastards.
At the time, the High King of Ireland was a drunken pig fucker called King Hugh Caven. He was heavily in debt due to a cocaine addiction and a bad greyhound. When he heard about the English and their plans for invasion, he promptly surrender on condition that the english pay off his debt of £2.
So the English took over. Eh the poor fucks had no idea what to do. They wanted a war, and then victory and conquest. This was like cummin in your trousers. Eh that happened to meself before enah nah nahh!
So the English were here. Eh did you give me back my change Sean?"
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