"Sometime about the seventh century, Irish monks started building round towers.
Seeing the Round towers, every thieving cunt in Europe made their way to Ireland, ready to plunder, convinced that the monks must have something of value. Eh Irish Emmigration were'nt impressed and gave these new lads an awful hardtime at the airports. Soon they found out that the forgieners were good for cheap labour and welcomed them as second class citizens.
Over time they became accepted as loveble alcoholics, who were prone to incest. Eh then one day, a drunk viking named Norman crashed his longboat into a fancy pleasure vessel in waterford harbour. The Irish were not impressed and declared war.
A few years later, the Vikings completed the conquering of this island. Eh thats the way. Another one Sean, and a small jemmy aswell eh!"
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