Beginning; How the Fenians kicked the shit out of the Apemen
"Eh its a common misconception that Fenians have only existed since the 19th century. Sure the truth is, the boys have been around since the beginning. The first Irishman was Fenian O' Toolbox. He was a grandnephew of Adam, and was reknowned for being good on the fiddle.
One day, Fenian was out picking mushrooms when he noticed five strange creatures, with flat heads, large nasal passages and dim looks about them. Some say that they were the missing link, others say that they were Americans, we may never know. It was some shock for Fenian mind. Imagine waking up in the morning and finding Brian Cowen and his family of Pigmen in your back garden, feasting from your wheely bin and youll get some idea of poor Fenians shock, enah nah nahh!
Eh Fenian, being a good Irishman, called his twenty sons and forty grandsons, and together they massacred the beastmen. That was the first of many victories for the great Fenians, and the beginning of a great little nation that I call home. Eh give us a pint there Sean."
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