Hello folks, and welcome to a guide to hunting tinkers. Tinkers can be identified by their dirty appearance, foul odour and shear ignorance. They may have red hair, hoop ear rings, and generally sound like a jamacian sitcom stuck on fast forward. Other things to look out for when trying to identify tinkers are;
* They will each have ten + children.
* They will try to sell you something, usually something that they have stolen from your neighbours.
* They will attempt to rob you, but in a nice way.
* They will go to the A+E ward of a hospital the same way wild deer will go to a watering hole.
So what are the legal issues involved when hunting tinkers?
Despite what certain libby types say, it is 100% legal to shoot, kill and stuff tinkers, so long as you abide by the following regulations:
* Only hunt them during Tinker hunting season (End of Sept- start of November)
* Insure you have a valid gun license
* Never leave tinker carcasses lying in the open, as they smell.
* Always be humane and finish off wounded tinkers.
So now your all set for some tinker killing fun. Here are a few more tips;
* Tinkers are also refered to as Knackers, jippos, travellors and scum.
* Tinker girls are easy, but full of STDs, so dont fuck them.
* Tinkers make poor pets, and are NOT suitable for milking.
This piece does not represent my true views on travellors. Except for the ones who stole my ducks last month.
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