BOG TV

BOG TV listings for Sunday.

Sunday is the only day BOG TV operates as theres too much work to be done during the week, what with thinning beet, shearing sheep and beating wives and children into passive submission.

6:00am; Mickey Connors Kids TV
(The jolly drunken tinker presents two hours of kids games, sock puppets and dealing)

8:00am; Crack Hoors Maths Hour
(Learn to count with addict prozzies)

9:00am; How to Rob and Cheat
(This week, how to claim unmarried mothers allowance when your a 58 year old man)

10:00am; Alcholic Horse and Friends
(Kids fave. AlcoHorse bites Mrs. Farmerwoman)

10:30am; Mass

11:00am; The Nobby Filthmerchant Show
(Nobby brings Rural Irelands whitetrash, tinkers and eastern europeans together
to talk about incest, cheating and sextoys)

12:05pm; TMC: Tinker Masher Championships
(Champ Johnie Connors puts his title on the line)

1:30pm; OAP CHALLENGE
(Pensioners compete for freedom from Old Folks Home)

2:30pm; The Daily Horn
(Afternoon chat)

4:00pm; I likes Rain
(Award winning documentary about people who like rain)

6:00pm; BOG NEWS

7:00pm; Grand Auld Music

8:oopm: BayWatch Ireland
(Bowsey continues his perverted tour of Irelands beaches)

9:00pm: Hawk Ivors History of Ireland
(Hawk discovers that Ian Paisley may have tempted Adam out of the garden of Eden,
and that he himself might be the rightful highking of Ireland)

10:00pm: HardCheese
(Detective series with strong lanuage and the occasional flash of tit)

11:00pm LEGO MOVIE: Lynching at the crossroads
(KKK get up to mischief in Mayo)

12:15am; Bedtime story
(Red Riding Hood read by Enda Kenny)

12:25am; Soft Porn Movie: Toms Curry Cock
(Heartwarming tale of man with penis made of curry)